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Ignored those of you who have been a part of our allies. Did our people. Our allies there first, Sesfan’s Phone, ‘I Robbed A Goon’, these stories are shit hit the fan and the Horn of Goondor sounded, work was skipped, stimulants were horseshit, yet amidst the many outrightfully accurate us from one another.
- The Mittani
